I’m doing this to help some of the poor guys or boyfriends out there. And at the same time, laugh and criticise some of their thinking. Kidding kidding but I kind of pity them after reading this, lol.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then, you are stuck with her.
LOL. I didn’t know the length of our hair matters so much. Although many guys go for girls with long hair. Hmm, maybe it is true.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again.
I pity the boyfriends whose girlfriends shows a sad/black face when they opened/saw the present.
4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect to hear an answer you don’t want to hear.
LOL. Say something wrong, and the girl will kill you?
5. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. Sunday = Sports, It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Isaac doesn’t like sports :)
7. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Isaac likes shopping :) Yay.
8. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have enough clothes.
10. You have too many shoes.
11. Crying is blackmail.
Every guy thinks that way. Tsk tsk.
12. You ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
14. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Maybe you suffer from memory loss.
15. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
16. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy are what your girlfriends are for.
So much for lending us your shoulder or whatever.
17. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
Hahahahaha. Stupid excuse.
18. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
19. If you won’t dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
20. Something we said can be interpreted two ways, and if one of the ways makes you angry, we meant the other one.
LOL. Right. Hahahaha.
21. Lets us ogle. We’re going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
22. This relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
24. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you’re lying but it’s just not worth the hassle.
25. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry, the fantasy includes you AND her together.
Right. And we’re supposed to understand that.
I have one more coming up. This stuff is entertaining.